The World has gone bonkers this week.
First it’s the nation versus nation’s sweetheart, Chezza Cole.
Then, those two idiots Heidi and Spencer Pratt reunited.
Johnny Depp arrived at a London school to surprise a fan.
And I missed out on performing alongside Frank Skinner because of those idiot tube strikes.
Where do I begin…
Well, Monday was the tube strike so it makes sense for me to start there.
Now, my first issue with this is that London falls apart without the tube – and I had to walk places, which impressed less than having to travel all the way down to hell just to take a train ten minutes down the line. I was also disturbed at how people felt that they had the right to strike for a job that is done below average. First of all when the tube isn’t striking, there is rarely a day when the lines all work or don’t have delays and there’s not even a lady who comes down the train offering hospitality. The TFL people should really take a leaf out of Virgin trains’ books. Richard Branson and his army of red, heavy made up androids impress me – mobile phone network less so but I don’t need Mr.B to be good at everything, although he has cottoned on to the fact that drunken/hungover Mancunians ride his choo choos and provides sick bags.
TFL should also take a little advice from moi and employ little Mexicans (as shown below)…
Look at how much love he receives. Mexicans, especially the one shown above, are hard working little, bald munchkins who charge much less in dinero because they would rather you rub some salsa on their heads and tickle their bellies – and they never strike! which is very important to me and even better if the trains are not working they act like donkies and carry you on their back, which I think is very reasonable.
As for Heidi and Spencer – well they seem to be the only idiots on the planet, who make it hard for me to find words… So I’ll move on to Chezza.
What a trauma!
We are a funny bunch aren’t we? We can turn on someone, who has been put on a pedelstal for so long now because she has made a decision that about over half of us don’t agree with and even more so it has been turned into a row over race. Let’s get real for two tickles – she made a stupid decision by not putting talent through because she did put Rebecca Fergason through. So mcan we be mad for the right reasons please people, otherwise we are just being as stoopid as she was – she put ‘swagger’ and ‘Mad-annoyme’ through instead of Gamu and that’s why we are a cranky nation.
But let’s not get het up about something that hasn’t really affected us… and forgive.
Death threats – they are juvenile and a little scary!
Back into your faces, I thrust the nation’s sweetheart:
Whoopsie… I meant:
Got you again… I actually do mean:
Tags: Cheryl Cole, comedy, Controversy, forgiveness, frank skinner, Gamu, mexican, speidi, Tube strikes, X Factor
